I just saw this over at name that music video.

I love Maury and I totally forgot this colab with De La Soul happed.

I applied for a PA job on the Maury show but they never called me back. When my friend Brian on Maury I almost died. He was not the father, but I did make him promise next time he goes one hes going to get Maury to sign a head shot for me that says “Mrs. Buttersworth, you are NOT the father! <3 Maury.” Did you know that Maury sells clothes for babies that say “I met my daddy on the Maury show?” I want to have a kid just to make dress them in this!

Any way back to De La Soul Maury connection. I didn’t know that the track was produced by Jay Dilla (rip) [i hope when i die, people will talk about me and put rip after my name. by the way when i die i want a viking funeral. set me a drift and light my ass on fire. this must be done or i will haunt your ass.] Here is the video it’s fantastic. And check out name that music video for more rad music videos!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF2C051CuBY[/youtube]

I guess they have a big AIDS problem in India. So big, that they need a PSA of singing dancing condoms telling people how and why to use them. My favorite part is when the condoms tell us they are for gay people too and there is a diagram. These condoms are silly. Here is the video and I pulled an mp3 of the song just for you.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTLj_3R0-2g[/youtube]

i just saw this over at cocaine blunts and its clearly the greatest song ever written.

Riskay fet Avlance and Real give you the next number one hit in the club SMELL YO DICK.

thats all i can really say you have to listen.

I can’t wait for the day that the world thinks I’m sexy enough to put out Mrs. Butterworth – After Dark.

Any ways Fabio put together a sexy mix cd of his favorite sexy songs for being sexy to, and they are quite sexy. But I guess Billy Ocean, The Stylistics, Barry White and Dionne Warwick were not sexy enough for Fabio so Fabio laid down a few sexy tracks of his own. Fabio got together some sexy music and gives us the privilege of hearing his sexy takes on such things as: Romance, Inner Beauty, Films, Tropical Islands, Humor, Surprises and Slow Dancing.

Music is very important to Fabio and myself, and I think Fabio said it best, “Music speaks for me when I cannot put my feelings into words.”

They say things die in threes. Two of my favorite things died this week, and its only half over, I’m escared.

Monday: The all time worlds best record labels, Gold Standard Laboratories, called it a day after 14 years of amazingness.

Tuesday: Robert Goulet died after 73 years of classiness.

GSL was the label that showed me that if you make enough noise someone will listen, and then others will listen. They were like the “if you build it people will come,” field of dreams of record labels.

(now that i think about it sonny kay is totaly my musical costner, the man can do it all)

Goulet showed me how to dress, drink a cocktail, treat a lady and how a white guy can play Don Quixote.

Any ways here are some of my favorite Goulet and GSL tracks.

GSL (there is a million more id put here but i have to catch a plane):

die princess die – Spearhorse

Rash Modernaire – The Wick

de facto – Cordova

The convocation of. . . – Beyond The Beyond

Omar Rodriguez-Lopez – Deus Ex Machina

Subpoena the past – Sphere Of Influence

400 Blows – The Beauty Of Internal Darkness

out hud – Hominid Hump

I am spoonbender – The Teeth’s Loan And Trust Co.

Goulet:

You’ve Got A Friend In Me

Begin To Love

call me irresponsible

Goulet on the simpsons

A Man Without Love

Try To Remember

Green Tambourine

My love Forgive Me

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

I what is going to die next?

(note the mp3 of Goulet’s Begin To Love its toally fucked up, but i think it sounds even better that way.)

I know I probably the 9 millionth person to write about how Matt and Kim are the greatest, but they really are.

Happy kids w/ drums, key boards and music that just make you want to jump jump. There is nothing else I really want in life.

If that wasn’t enough Flosstradamus had to go and give um a remix and turn the dance party into a wet dream.

Here is the video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6pi7k8PiHQ

Now download the song and wish you were as cute as they are.

My roommate teaches kids fun things like The Odyssey by making boats with them.

I want to teach kids The Odyssey by playing them some fucking metal!

Symphony X did the world a favor and composed a 24 min. metal epic version of the Odyssey.

About 8 min. of it are amazing! The other 16 border on terrible and hilarious.

I guess they ran out of material for songs about orcs and dragons I guess it must be time for cyclops’ and greek gods.

Death to false metal:

(They are HOT! I KNOW! right?)

The Action figure was rocking out to some Children of Bodem the other night. And I was all like “Dude, Bodem is some sick shit my metal brother.” and he was all “the fucking shred dude.” then im like “man have you heard Warmen?”

Warmen is the keyboard player player from Children of Bodem’s band. They are mostly instrumental high speed prog power metal with a harpsichord.

Man I can’t wait to get my copy of Metalocaplyse. Brutal!

Here are a few Warmen tracks!